MWS-Hey there!Here's our starting line up for the show!First up to bat,its the slugger,Michael Passons!Next up,she's goin' deep!Janna Long!And now,he's swingin' for the fence!Jody McBrayer!She's their last hope,and slidin' home!Cherie Adams!Hey I'm your host Michael W.Smith,c'mon,let's have some fun!*walks down to his desk**applause*Hey there,welcome to Whose line is it anyway.The show where everything's made up,and the points don't matter.That's right the points are like those sticky notes on your refridgerator door.*laughter*OK,first game is called party guests,this is for all of you.Janna's gonna be the host of a party and she has to guess who the other guests are by their actions.So,take it away whenever you're ready.

Janna-*moves around,pretending to tidy things up*OK,gotta make sure everything's ready.*doorbell rings,Janna opens the door to see Jody*Hey there.

*Jody is an insane detective,jumping at anything suspicious*
Jody-*observes door*This door is made of...wood isn't it?

Janna-Yeah that's right.*Jody sniffs the door*

Jody-That's what you think.*walks over to snack table,observes the bowl of potato chips*

Janna-Can I get you something?Some chips maybe?

Jody-These chips have...salt on them...*raises his eyebrows*don't they?

Janna-*gives him an odd look as the door bell rings.walks over to the door,and opens it to see Cherie*

*Cherie is a college girl who passes out every time she sees a blonde.(figures!*

Cherie-Hi!Like,thanks for inviting me to your like...party!*giggles*

Janna-Hi there.If you're hungry there's chips right over there at the table.If weirdo man hasn't poisoned them or anything...

Cherie-*skips over to the snack table.Jody continues to observe everything,including Cherie as she gobbles down a handful of chips*

Janna-*doorbell rings,as she mouths OK.Opens the door to reveal Michael*Heya!Please tell me you're sane.

*Michael is an over-reactive wild game hunter*

Michael-*pretends like he's carrying a rifle**has that way out in the middle of nowhere accent*This looks like a good spot to find me some good game.

Cherie-Dah!It's a blonde guy!*faints*

Janna-Uhh..yeah..we'll be playing some games later.If you'd like something to eat,there's chips and a veggie tray over there at the table.

Michael-Nah thanks.I'm not a vegetarian.Got a meat tray anywheres?

Janna-Not that I know of.

Michael-Then,I guess I'll go get ya one.D'ya want venison or duck?

Janna-Uhh...I'll get back to you.*walks over to Jody**he is observing the legs of the table*Can I help you with something?

Jody-Yeah...just where did you get this table?

Janna-At the local K-Mart,why?

Jody-Then that would explain it all!*slowly rises*K-Mart's been losing buisness,which means their products havn't been as good as perfection.So soon,this table will snap in two and the food will spill all over your nice clean white carpet.Then you'll have to get your carpet replaced,and then..then!!You'll go bankrupt!*pretends to cry*I gotta report this!

Janna-You do that.*walks over to Cherie and wakes her up*Why'd you faint?

Cherie-*stutters as she points to Michael and faints again*

Michael-Don't look at me!My rifle ain't even loaded!

Jody-That's very...*walks over to Michael*odd...And why exactly are you carrying an un-loaded rifle hmm?

Janna-Well gee,I guess you oughtta report that Mr.Detective who thinks everything is suspicious!*buzzer,and applause as Jody goes back to his seat*

Cherie-*gets up and shields her face from Michael*Dah!Must get away,must get away from strange not a vegetarian man!

Janna-Well please do allow me to see you to the door Miss.College girl who faints whenever she sees a blonde.*buzzer,applause as Cherie heads back to her seat*

Michael-It's a duck!Duck!*aims his rifle,pretends to make a banging sound,as Janna 'ducks'*Yep,dat'll do it fer yer meat tray.

Janna-Why don't you go fetch it you really weird wild game hunter.*buzzer,and applause as Janna and Michael go back to their seats*

MWS-OK.1000 points for all of you,with the exception of Cherie and her little fainting act,we'll give her 2000 points.*Cheers and applause*

Cherie-Go me!*laughter*

MWS-All right,next game is 'two lines,it is anyway'.We know that's not the actual title,but our writer couldn't remember it,so we went with this one.So,its for Jody,Mike,and Cherie.The scene is at a Sea World aquarium,where retired Navy officer Jody seems to be lost.And Mike and Cherie are going to be people in this scene,but they only can say two lines.So,Mike your lines are "What do you think about that?"and"Did you order something?".And Cherie your lines are "Look at 'em go!" and "I'm sorry."Whenever you're ready,take it away.

Jody-*walks around,stiff as a board.sees Mike walking around*Aaaatention!*Mike is confused,and just stands there*Excuse me corporal,I just said,aaaatention!*Mike then tries to stand up straight,but is constantly moving from side to side*Excuse me corporal...I'm lookin' for my ship...have ya seen it?

Michael-Did you order something?

Jody-Yes corporal!I very well did!

Michael-What do you think about that?

Jody-What do you mean 'what do i think about that'?I asked you a question corporal!Now tell me where my ship is!

Michael-Did you order something?

Jody-Gah!*slaps his forehead**Cherie walks on the scene*

Cherie-*points to the water*Look at 'em go!

Jody-Uhh..yes corporal.I seem to have lost track of my ship,could you direct me to it?

Cherie-I'm sorry.

Jody-Yes...thank you for your sympathy,but do you know where it is?

Cherie-I'm sorry?

Jody-Never mind...I'll just ask this...odd guy over here again.*walks back over to Mike*Now corporal...why won't you answer my questions?

Michael-What do you think about that?

Jody-I think you're a nut!That's what I think!Now where the heck is my ship!!!!!!?

Michael-What do you think about that?

Jody-DAH!!!I'm gonna beat it out of ya!!!*begins to chase Mike around the stage*

Michael-Did you order something!!!!!!!!!!

Cherie-Look at 'em go!*points to the guys runnin around*

Jody-I could use another pair of legs here corporal!!

Cherie-I'm sorry.

Jody-I've had it with you two!I guess I should just retire...*both he and Mike stop running*

Michael-What do you think about that?

Jody-AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!*prepares to hit Mike,as Mike shields himself**buzzer*

MWS: Hey, welcome back to whose line is it anyway with our special guest Avalon. *applause* Okay, lets go to another game which actually is one of my favorites...hoedown. What I need from the audience is suggestions of a type of an award show.

The audience shouts: grammy award... the oscar... dove award... nobel prize...

MWS: What, what's that? Dove awards? Ok, ok, dove awards, dove awards. You guys will do the dove awards hoedown with the help from Nichole Nordeman on the piano.
By the way, I would like to help you with the music part but hey I'm the host of this show, so I don't have to do absolutely anything. I just sit here, relax and read the cards. *laugh* Allright, take it away Nichole.

*music starts*

Jody: Yeehaw

Cherie: I always watch the Dove awards on TV

Every year it's like a tradition for me

But.. last year I only saw the first part

Cause our neighborhood had a rolling blackout

*music continues*

Mike: Avalon is nominated for the group of the year

I think it is great and it's very nice to hear

Though Greg Long told me that it's not the case

He whispered to me "My favorite group is point of grace"

Janna: *shaking her head* I WILL have a talk with him later after this show. *laugh*

*music continues*

Janna: Dove is an award show in Christian music industry

Every year it is held in Nashville Tennesse

But what if the show is held in a different city

I think.. it would be fun if they have it in Maui

*music continues*

Jody: My name is Smitty and I am a nominee

In male artist of the year category

But when I asked my friends who the winner's gonna be

They all said the winner will be SCC

MWS: *evil grins*

All: the winner will be SCC.....

*applause*

MWS: Don't go away. We'll be right back after this.

MWS-Hey,hey,hey!Welcome back to whose line is it anyway,the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.That's right,the points are like the New York Yankees winning the World Series again!*laughter*OK,next is my favorite game,scenes from a hat!*cheering*Yahoo!!!All righty,this is for all of ya avaloners.What we do is we have the audience write down suggestions for scenes they'd like to see performed,and we throw out the bad ones,and keep the good ones,and I'll draw these suggestions from this hat.*cat jumps out of the hat,MWS jumps on his desk.laughter*Who put this cat in my hat?

Michael-That would be...

Cherie-Jody.

Jody-I didn't do it!!It was...

Janna-Me...it was all me.

Michael-Nuh uh!It was Cherie!

Cherie-I didn't!It was...Michael!

Jody-OK,I admit it...it was me!

Janna-Nuh uh..I think I made it clear that it was Mike!

MWS-OK...so it was me!!!*laughter*All right,movin right along here folks!OK,so first thing is...*draws paper from hat,checkin' for any cats*...things you wouldn't say to Bobby Knight.

Michael-...You LOST!!!!

*laughter*

Janna-Did ya know IU played in the championship game this season?

*laughter*

MWS-Heh heh Mike...I definately wouldn't tell him he lost!*laughter**draws paper from hat*Odd titles for knights.

Michael-*Jody is kneeling before him*Rise,Sir Dancealot.

*laughter*

Cherie-*Janna is kneeling before her*Rise,...Siress Discovia!

*laughter*

MWS-Nice coverup Cher!*draws paper from hat*New names for theme parks taken from every day items.

Jody-Welcome to Dixie Land!(After Dixie cups)

*laughter*

Janna-*Cherie walks up to her*May I be the first to welcome you to Discovia!

*laughter*

MWS-Ha ha!Wonder where ya got that Discovia from Janna!*laughter**draws paper from hat*Things you wouldn't discuss when you met a celebrity.

Michael-*Jody walks up to him*Hi Coach Knight...did I ever tell you I'm and IU fan?

*laughter*

Cherie-*Jody walks up to her*Hi Coach Knight....did I ever tell you I'm a Butler fan?

*laughter*

MWS-Didn't know you were into Indiana stuff!

Cherie-Nah...we're not...its just the writer!

*laughter*

MWS-OK...heh heh..let's see what she comes up with next!*draws paper from hat*Things you would not intentionally do.

Jody-*begins to disco*The disco is ALIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVE!!!!!!

*laughter*

Janna-*checks hands*Hmm...all my nails are intact...guess I better go break one.

*laughter*

MWS-I like that disco impression Jo!*draws paper from hat*New titles for original TV shows.

Michael-Survivor Indiana.Can you take it???

*laughter*

Jody-Its time to play the Weakest Duck!

*laughter*

Cherie-Welcome to Wheel of Torture!

*laughter*

Janna-Its ABC's new hit game show...The Couch!

*laughter**buzzer*

MWS-Hey,we'll be right back with more of Whose Line is it anyway

MWS-Hey there,and welcome back to Whose line is it anyway,and boy are we havin' a good time!We're all discoin',makin' fools of ourselves,well,not me cuz I'm the host!*laughter*OK,next game is the Irish Pepsi drinking song!So,its for all of ya,and the help of Nichole Nordeman on the piano.What I need from the audience is the name of an odd town.

Casablanca!...Yazoo!...Carmel!

MWS-OOOO!!!Yazoo!!!I'm gonna go with Yazoo so we can make fun of Michael.He he he!All righty,so its the Yazoo Irish Pepsi drinking song,take it away!

*music plays*

Avaloners-Oh Iy de dyde dyde dyde dy!

Janna-Oh Michael lives in Yazoo,its a really nice place.

Jody-And when he came to Nashville,his parents warned us he was a nut case!

Michael-Although I had to leave my dear ol' ranch behind.

Cherie-Why don't you go on over there and see what youcan find!

Avaloners-Oh Iy de dyde dyde dyde dy!

Jody-I've visited Yazoo once,it was lots of fun.

Michael-I'd tell you all about it,but oops,my line is done!

Cherie-When Jo got back,he said it was really neat.

Janna-That was because he go to walk around in his bare feet!

Avaloners-Oh Iy de dyde dyde dyde dy!

Michael-Yes,I'm a Yazoo hick,what can I really say?

Cherie-Yeah,and your accent says that every day!

Janna-I've heard Yazoo has quite a lot to do.

Jody-Mike lives there,why don't you?

Avaloners-Oh Iy de dyde dyde dyde dy!

Cherie-I've been to Yazoo,I wonder what its like...

Janna-Oh gee,just ask Mike!

Cherie-Oh duh!

Jody-Yep,Yazoo is quite the place to be.

Mike-Why,cuz its starring me!!!

Avaloners-Oh Iy de dyde dyde dyde dyyyyyyyyyyy!

*buzzer*

MWS-We'll be right back after I collect myself!