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Whose line is it anyway::A tribute to Cherie

For Cherie L. Adams

Ahh yay!! I finally have it done! Like I said,this story is dedicated to Cherie Adams who left Avalon in pursuit of the single women's ministry. I hope this story is encouraging,and let's never forget the lasting impact that Cherie has left with us not only through her beautiful voice,but also through her touching testimony. Enjoy all!!!

Telle- Hey there,and welcome to a special Whose line is it anyway? ! Tonight on the show is,watch out! Jody McBrayer! Take cover,Janna Long! Duck! Its Michael Passons! And,here she comes,Cherie Adams! *cheers and applause from the audience* Hey I'm your host Shantelle,join me for some good ol' fun!*audience continues* Hello,hello,hello there! And again welcome to a SPECIAL Whose line...We are commemorating Cherie on this show!

Cherie-Go me,again!

*laughter*

Telle-Yeah,since she has taken 'leave' of the group,we are dedicating this episode to her. So...first game...

*Avaloners tingle with excitement*

Telle-...Sound effects!!

*audience cheers and applauds*

Telle-OK,Cher and Janna are going to act out the scene,while Jody and Michael are going to be doing the sound effects for them. So,the scene is...Janna works at the car wash,and a very late to work,Cherie finally shows up for her shift. Michael,you'll be doin' Janna's sound,and Jody,you get Cher. So,take it away.

Jody-This should be interesting...

*laughter*

*Janna pretends to scrub a car*

Michael-Scrubbity-scrub-scrub...

Janna-Hmm...strange cleaning cloths we have nowadays...

*laughter*

*Cherie runs up,flabber-ghasted*

Jody-Huff....puff...HU-FFFFF!!!

Cherie-Sorry I'm late...I just got back from my run!

*laughter*

Janna-Well,I'll have to mark this off your time...*goes over to a clip-board like thing and pretends to do a mark*

Michael-Whoob..

Janna-Oh...it must be a dry-erase board!

*laughter**Janna pretends to scrub the board*

Michael-Scrubbity-scrub-scrub...

Cherie-That's one weird dry-erase board!

Janna-No kiddin'!

*laughter*

Cherie-Oh look...here comes a car to wash!

Jody-Whoosh!!!

Janna-Nah...I think they are goin to the drive-thru McD's over there.*points westward*

Michael-'We love to see you smile!'

*BIG time laughter*

Cherie-All right!!! Who left the TV on???

*laughter*

Janna-Well,while you wait for a car to wash,re-fill my bucket for me.

Cherie-Right-O!*walks over to a water pump thingy*

Jody-Drip...drip...drip...

Cherie-I think turning it on would be a good idea!

*laughter*

*Cherie pretends to turn a knob*

Jody-WHOOSSSSSHHHH!!!!!

Janna-I didn't say get me wet too!!!

*laughter*

Cherie-Sorry...*walks over to Janna with the bucket,pretending like its really heavy,and sets it down*

Jody-PLOP!

*Cher and Janna look at the bucket peculiarly*

Janna-That's one loud bucket!

*laughter*

Cherie-Seriously...

*Janna bends down to pick up the bucket and lifts it up over Cher's head*

Michael-SPLASH!!!

Jody-AHHH!!!

Cherie-...My...My-...my hair!!!!!!!!

Janna-Heh heh heh....

*Cherie reaches for the water hose*

Michael-*gulp*

*Cherie begins to chase Janna around the stage,and Janna falls by accident*

Michael-OOF!!

*laughter*

Jody-Chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh!!!!

Cherie-This is a REALLY weird water hose!

*buzzer*

Telle-We'll be right back with more of our Special Whose line is it anyway, in just a moment,stick around!

*commercial*

Hi! I'm Chris Roleman,playing the best variety of today's Christian music! Be sure to keep your radio dial on 98.3 fm! And now,back to a special edition of Whose line is it anyway? !

*back to the show*

Telle-Welcome back everybody! Y'all ready for the second game?

Michael-I am! I am!!

Telle-Down boy!

*laughter*

Telle-OK,next game is...oh yayness! I was hopin we'd get to do this one! Scenes from a hat!!

*cheers and applause*

Telle-What I'm gonna do here is draw these lil' pieces of paper from outta this hat,and the avaloners are gonna have to act them out right off the top of their head. So...first one is...strange things you might find in a dictionary or encyclopedia.

Jody-Hmm...Michael Passons...see Yazoo City...

*laughter*

Michael-Jody Mcbrayer...see dead...dead...see Jody McBrayer...Jody McBrayer...see dead...wha???

*laughter**Jody's crackin' up*

Michael-Gee...didn't think it was that funny!

*laughter continues*

Telle-*giggles*This is a GOOD one!...new catch phrases for keychains.

*laughter*

Janna-Beware...I have mascara and I know how to use it!

*laughter*

Cherie-Warning...Blonde moments ahead!

*Telle dies of laughter as well as the rest of the audience and avaloners except for Mike*

Michael-Ohh the grrness of it all....*gives Cher a death glare*

Cherie-Aww...I'm sorry Mike..I was referring to me.

Michael-Uh huh..sure ya were...*folds arms*

Janna-Wuh oh...you're in cold water now! Heh heh...

Cherie-Sorry Mike...I still love you*smiles* You're my best buddy!!

Michael-Ok,you win. What's next Telle?

*laughter*

Telle-Heh heh...the latest news anchors for late night CNN...

*Michael and Cherie walk on the stage together*

Michael-Hello,and welcome to Late night CNN news. I'm Bob the tomato!

Cherie-And I'm Larry the Cucumber!

*laughter*

Telle-New nicknames for people on TV...

Jody-Peter Jennings of ABC...PB&J...

*laughter*

Telle-His middle initial is 'B'?

Jody-...It is....isn't it?

*laughter*

Janna-Who gives a rats pickle!

*audience laughs histerically,and Telle falls outta her chair*

Telle-Ack!

*everyone's laughin so hard that no one can seem to go help her up,so finally Telle gets herself up*

Telle-Next!

*laughter*

Telle-OK,movin right a long here!*clears throat and laughs again*That one guy's 'Next big star!'...

Janna-PB&J!

*laughter*

Cherie-Joe's brown box band!

*laughter*

Telle-Dude! Cher,where'd ya hear that???

Cherie-I just thought it up!

Telle-Oh really? I have a sticky note by my cpu that says:Hi my name's Joe,I love carrots and I drive a really cool brown dishwasher box! How strange is that??(I really do people!)

Cherie-Totally...

Telle-Ok...next....the strangest thing that has ever happened to you while sitting at your computer...

Michael-I've had a staring contest with a bug...

*laughter*

Telle-Me too! It gets hard when the thing flies up in your face doesn't it?

Michael-Dude! It soooo does!

*laughter*

Jody-I've had a Christmas tree fall on me...

Person in audience-No WAY!! That just happened to me like...last week!

Jody-You mean you havn't taken down your Christmas decorations yet?

Person in audience-Oh no! We like to be festive all year round!

*laughter*

Telle-Ok,last one!...Whose line is it anyway?

*all avaloners walk out on the stage*

Avaloners-Wayne Brady's!!!!

*buzzer*

Telle-We'll be right back with more Whose line,right after this,don't go away!

*commercial*

Can you hear me now? Good!...Can you hear me now? Good...Can you hear me now?...No I don't know where I am!

*back to the show*

Telle-Aaaaannnnndddd welcome back to an EXTRA special Whose line is it anyway,dedicated to Cherie!

*audience cheers and applauds*

Telle-Our next game is...tee hee...I love this one...Filmoire scene! This is for Michael and Jody. What I need from the audience is a strange place for a filmoire scene...

Audience member-Blimpie!!!

Telle-Ohhh yeah!!! Good one dude! OK...so its the Blimpie filmoire scene,take it away guys.

*filmoire music plays in the background*

Jody*steps out of the scene*-I've been on search for a while*Michael is pretending to make subs in the background,and then pretends to eat a piece of something that just fell on the floor*...a guy with a strange accent...and was known to have blonde moments frequently...*laughter from audience*...I was now in the tenth year of my search when I finally stopped for lunch at a Blimpie shop downtown...*steps back in the scene*

Michael-Can I help ya stranger?

Jody-Yeah...I'd like one of those weird things you're makin there...

Michael-Oh you mean...Michael's suprise sub?

Jody-Yeah...if that's what it is...

Michael*steps out of the scene*-This guy was mighty strange I thought...but then again...he looked really strange too.*steps back in the scene*I hope you know its got pickles,rats,dogs,and ducks in it...

Jody-Sounds good!...wwwwaaaaiiiiittttt a second!*steps out of the scene,giving Michael a weird look while he's at it* This was the guy! The one I'd been on the hunt for,for ten years! In case you hadn't noticed,it was his strange way of making sandwiches that has made me what I am today...*steps back in the scene* You...I've been lookin' for you!

Michael-Oh really,well I-I live just right down the street*points in the direction 'down the street'*

Jody-Really?

Michael-*steps out of the scene*I'd been caught...and I wasn't afraid of being caught...but at that exact same moment I then realized what a dimwit this guy was...chasing down a guy who makes his living by making sandwiches at Blimpie!...Mighty strange...*steps back in the scene*OK...you caught me..what do you want?

Jody-Well..the sandwich would be nice.

Michael-Oh..ok...here ya go.*drops it on the floor*Oops...I did it again.

Jody*steps out of the scene*-Strangely,I accepted the sandwich,even after he dropped it on the floor. Oddly enough,over the years I had aquired a taste for food from off the ground...It was then that I realized that this must have been his master plan...*steps back in the scene*I know what you're up to...and you can't fool me...I know what this is all about...

Michael*steps out of the scene*-I got one more thing to say about this...This guy is nuts!!!!

*buzzer*

Telle-Good job guys,we'll be right back with more Whose line in just a second! Don't go away!

*commercial*

*The Geico gecko is walking around,when he hears his phone*

Gecko-Hello...*indistinct babble on the phone* No you want Geico,not gecko! Geico can save you hundreds of dollars in car insurance!...*indistinct babble on the phone* Now that's un-called for!

*back to the show*

Telle-Welcome back folks to a special edition of-

Avaloners-Whose line is it anyway? !!!!

Telle-That's right! Thank ya my dear Avaloners!

Janna-You're mighty welcome Telle!

Telle-OK,movin right along with our next game called...*tries to read it*...Wha? Who was in charge of writing out the cards?

*laughter from the audience**director comes up to Telle's desk*

Director-You have it up-side down,Telle...*grinz*

Telle-Ohhh!!!*giggles* I knew that!*turns the card over* OK,next game is...Hollywood director!

*cheers and applause*

Telle-OK...Michael is going to be a Hollywood director,and Jody,Cherie,and Janna are going to be actors in the scene. Mike here has a card with notes on it which he has never seen before and what they are gonna do is Mike will look at one part of his notes and tell his actors how the scene should be performed which is...toy shop owner,Janna is sorting out the stock while Cherie is running the counter...Jody later comes in as an extremely strange customer. So take it away guys...

Janna-1...4...8....12...

Cherie-Ch-ching!...I love that sound!

Jannna-Hey!...Quit foolin' around out there!...I can still see you...

Cherie-Shh!! We got a customer!

*Jody walks in...quite strangely...*

Jody-Hiya...I need to buy a toy...

Cherie-Well you came to the right place cuz' we've got all kinds of toys!

Janna-Yeah! They don't call us the 'Toys Twins' for nothin'!

Jody-I need a weird toy...

Cherie-We've got weird toys...don't we sis?

Janna-That depends on what he classifies as weird...

Jody-I meant what I said...I want a weird toy...

Janna-Oh yeah? Just how weird?

Jody-Strangely,peculiarly,and oddly weird...got any?

Cherie-I've got a strange toy right here...*picks up her bouncy ball from behind the cash register*

Jody-That'll work! I'll take it!

Cherie-No! Its mine! And YOU can't have it! *sticks her tongue out at him*

Jody-Why I oughtta-!

Michael-*runs out on the stage*Cut,cut,cut!!!You!*points to Janna*Learn how to count! You!*points to Jody*Learn how to act! You!*points to Cherie*Good cash register impression! But we need some action! We need some,some,some...*looks at his notes*Do it like Jackie Chan! *laughter from the audience*...Action! *runs off the stage*

Janna-*in a chinese accent*1...2....3....4...

Cherie-*in a STRONG chinese accent*Chy-CHING!

*laughter from the audience*

Janna-*still in Chinese accent*Cut it out,out there or I'll come out and chop you! Hoyah!!

Cherie-*in Chinese accent*Shh!! We've got a customer coming een!

*Jody walks in,kinda bouncin around like a Chinese karate master*

Jody-*in a MAJORLY STRONG chinese accent*HI-YAH!*does the whole karate chop deal*Iee need to buy a toyyy...

Cherie-*in chinese accent*Ohhh...well woo came to the wight pwace! We've got all kyyynds of toyyys!

Janna-*in chinese accent*Yah! Dey don't call us the 'Toyyyys Twins' for nothin'!

Jody-*in chinese accent and still bouncin' around*Iee need a weird toyyy...

Cherie-*in chinese accent*We've got weird toyyyys...don't we sis?

Janna-*in chinese accent*Dat depends on what heeee cwassifies azzz weird...

Jody-*in chinese accent and STILL bouncin' around*I meant what Iee said...I want a weird toyyy...

Janna-*in chinese accent* Ohhh yahhh?...Just how weird?

Jody-*in chinese accent and you guessed it...still bouncin' around*Strangely,peculiarly,and oddly weird...got any?

Cherie-*in chinese accent*I got one right herrrreeee...*gets her bouncy ball*

Jody-*in chinese accent and...well,you know what's he's doin by now...*Dat'll work! Ieee'll take eet!

Cherie-*in chinese accent*No!! Eeets Miiiineeee! And WOO can't have eet!!

Jody-*in his chinese accent and getting into his 'attacking stance'*Why-Ohhh!!!

Michael-*runs out on stage,flailing his arms*CUT CUT CUT!!! That was pathetic! I've seen monkey's act Chinese better than you!...Except for you..*looks to Jody*...Didn't know you knew karate!

Jody-*rather timidly*Well...I did take it for a while back when I was a kid...

Michael-Huh...well good...you may need it...*laughter from the audience* But now we need something else...something like....*looks at his notes* We need some drama! Do it like...well...just do it dramatically! And you! *points at Jody* You be Jackie Chan again! *laughter from the audience*...Action!*runs off stage,flailing his arms*

Telle-This is gonna be so interesting...*laughter from the audience*

(*=dramatically...**= like Jackie Chan)

Janna*-1...*sniff*4....*sniff sniff*..8....12...*cries*

Cherie*-Ch-ching....*sigh*I don't like that sound...

Janna*-Oh stop...you're gonna make me cry more!

Cherie*-Stop your crying...we got a customer!

*Jody walks in,bouncing around like a karate dude again*

Jody**-Hi-YAH!*chops the door frame*Iee need to buy a toyyyy...

Cherie*-Oh thank goodness! I thought we'd never get a customer who wanted a toy,cuz we've go all kinds of toys.

Janna*-*sniffles*Yeah...they don't call us the *sniffles again* toys twins for nothin'...*grabs a 'tissue'*

Jody**-Iee need a weird toyyyyy....

Cherie*-We've got weird toys...don't we sis?

Janna*-That depends..*sniffles* on what he classifies as weird..*pretends to blow her nose*

Jody**-Iee meant what Iee said...Iee want a weird toyyyy...

Cherie*-Oh yeah!! Just how weird?

Jody**-Strangely,oddly,and peculiarly weird....got any?

Cherie*-Well...I got a strange toy right here...*picks up her bouncy ball from behind the register*

Jody**-OOO!!! Dat'll work! Iee'll take eet!

Cherie*-*jumps back,clutching onto her bouncy ball*NO!!!! Its mine and YOU can't have it!!*bawls*

Jody**-*does a karate kick and gets in his attacking stance again*Why I-WOOWAH!!!

*buzzer*

Telle-Terrifically done everybody! 1000 points for all of ya,and when we come back,we'll find out who the winner is! Stay with us!

*commercial*

Headmaster Cid of Final Fantasy 8-Next time on Survivor::Trabia...Squall of the Characters tribe,and Jake of the Players tribe go head to head in a race for the armadillo...who will win? Tune in and find out,and now...back to a special edition of Whose line...

Telle-Aaaaaaaand welcome back again!Tonight's winner is none other than-!

Cherie-ME!!!!

*Audience cheers and applauds like crazy. AFCers are holding up a banner that says We love you Cher!!!*

Telle-And,for our last game,its one of my favorites....Hoedown!! And we're gonna do it for Cher,with the help of Nicole Nordeman on the piano! So its the Cherie hoedown,let's go guys!

*music starts*

Janna-Oh yes Cherie,is a lovely gal

I wonder if I told her I still had her brush if she would have a cow

But one thing I love most about dear Cher

She was nice about not playing truth or dare

*music continues*

Jody-Cher is in many ways like a sis to me

We always fought on who got the TV

But when I get right down to it

To tell her that I'll miss her,I think I just blew it

*music continues*

Telle-I never really got to know Cher to well

But when she asks about me,there's not a lot to 'Telle'

So,I better close up now,cuz my throat's gone dry

And also so I will not have the urge to cry

Audience-AWW!!

*music continues*

Mike-Oh my dear Cherie,I will miss you so

I will miss you sabotaging my microphone

But what I'm about to say,do I even dare

But who cares,cuz I love you Cher!

All-I love you Cher!!!!!!!!

*music ends*

*Audience cheers and applauds loudly again,while Cher runs up to her avaloners,givin them hugs*

Telle-Well,that'll do it for this episode of Whose line is it anyway::A tribute to Cherie. Be sure to keep Cher in your prayers and we'll see ya next time! Bye everybody!